We Didn't Playtest This at All

2-10 Players

Ages 12+

1-10 minute play time

The most aptly named game ever!

In this exceptionally silly game, your objective is to win! Simple enough. Sadly, all of your opponents have the same goal, and they're trying to make you lose. Between Rock Paper Scissors battles, being eaten by a random Dragon, or saved by a Kitten Ambush, there are many hazards to avoid.  If the card rules conflict with one another, you're just supposed to argue about it for a few minutes, then keep playing!  This game is loads of fun and quick to play.