A roleplaying game titled “Teenage Mutant Dirtbags” in the upper right hand corner of the light brown cover ringed in olive green. The art below depicts four humanoid frogs wearing human clothes and either poised for battle wielding swords or slurping up noodles from a bowl. Above them is an arrangement of sushi, and the highest frog holds a boombox across their shoulder.

Teenage Mutant Dirtbags

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Description

You are a Mutantimal, but no one actually uses that stupid name. You are a teenage mutant humanoid animal raised by zealots, trained as warriors, and taught that only you can stop whatever weird crap the world might be stewing up. Humans basically screw-up everything and either can’t be trusted to solve their problems or are just too stupid and lazy. . . at least that’s what you’ve heard.

The thing is, you love the human crap. You want to binge TV and argue movie fandom, you love fast-food and all that junk, and most days you just want to smoke weed and sleep till noon.

Save the World? That’s not your job, man.

-Official Description from Publisher

NOTE: This game is intended for ages 13+, as it features both curse words and the occasional bit of violence.